Remainders: Jessica Lets Herself Go
• NB to Jessica Simpson: Might we suggest a new top coat? Some sort of Sally Hansen extra-life type product? [OAN] • No plans tonight? G...

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Remainders: Our Last Suri Mention of the Day. Exhale.
• Why does Suri Cruise look so freaking weird? Because she's everyone's baby, a child of the whole wide world. Makes you feel fuzzy, don't...

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Gossip Roundup: Silent Birth, Courtesy of Painkillers
• More on the mysterious, disturbing birth of Suri Cruise: the baby was born at St. John's hospital in Santa Monica, and the family le...

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Gossip Roundup: Silent Birth, Courtesy of Painkillers
• More on the mysterious, disturbing birth of Suri Cruise: the baby was born at St. John's hospital in Santa Monica, and the family le...

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Gossip Roundup: Jessica Simpson Dons Her Angelina Jolie Costume
• Because a Mexican orphan is the best image makeover money can buy, Jessica Simpson is considering adoption. Next, she'll fuck Brad P...

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Gossip Roundup: Jessica Simpson Dons Her Angelina Jolie Costume
• Because a Mexican orphan is the best image makeover money can buy, Jessica Simpson is considering adoption. Next, she'll fuck Brad P...

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Gawker’s Week in Review: To TomKat or Not to TomKat? That Is the Pathetic Question.
• It was an emotional week for all of us: Life & Style declared the death of TomKat. As we try to wrap our heads around the implications of ...

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Gawker’s Week in Review: To TomKat or Not to TomKat? That Is the Pathetic Question.
• It was an emotional week for all of us: Life & Style declared the death of TomKat. As we try to wrap our heads around the implications of ...

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Gossip Roundup: Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Even Like Maroon 5, OK?
• Jessica Simpson's flack Rob Shuter denies that Simpson and Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine are a couple, and he will continue to make such...

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Gossip Roundup: Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Even Like Maroon 5, OK?
• Jessica Simpson's flack Rob Shuter denies that Simpson and Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine are a couple, and he will continue to make such...

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