[Jessica and Ashlee Simpson] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothi...

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Do you hear that? It's the sound of uncontrollable cackling, and it's coming from the office of every magazine editor in town. The rampant joy ...

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Well, it looks like from now on when I discuss The Simpsons, it will either be the TV show or Ashlee Simpson because seeing these new pictures below of Jessica Simpson on The Early Show was the final...

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